I'm baaaaaack kids . It has been quite a while and the spirit has not hit me to write anything , except now I just gotta because .....well .......the election, birth certificates, someone I will love till the day I die and cannot be with , reuniting with my birth mom, (you read that right, DNA is a magical thing ) , Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them, Harry Potter and the cursed child , and a boatload of other stuff including my dogs.
                       Now that all of that is out of the way , I will hit each bullet point in detail . There will be things in this blog that offend you , be warned now, that I don't care .  #1 , the election . I will say this I am a conservative . I believe in slashing the federal goobermint by about 3/4 of it's current size , shutting down that damn ACA , (yes I don't care if that means you lose your health insurance, you are taxing other people just to be alive so you have this and for the last time a car is a privilege so no, it's not the same ). Anyway the election , where did this current class of clowns, and morons come from? Bernie Sanders is a socialist and socialism is BAD .  (don't start moaning about the rooooooads you libtarted zombie , you know better you just don't think I know how to answer)  Billary Clinton ???? WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT ?  This choice makes as much sense as that Cake by the Ocean song . Donald Trump? this is insane , he is a DEMOCRAT that wants single payer healthcare . that is about as appealing as a rotten durian that has been pissed on by a cat  (look it up) . Ted Cruz , lets go there . Carnival barker and son of a preacher. I am not questioning his citizenship, I am questioning his campaign tactics and his sincerity I don't buy it. Marco Rubio is a living breathing Ken Doll . Rand Paul was the only one that was running that was even close to qualified for that job what in the hell is wrong with you people? "When the people fear the government, that is tyranny; but when the government fears the people, that's liberty." - Thomas Jefferson . Please get a clue .

Birth certificates . There is actually talk of fraudulent birth certificates in the election cycle again. Every adoptee that is not from an open records state has a  fraudulent birth certificate . I would at this time like to inspire ALL American adoptees with closed records  to run for President . That's right , encourage your supporters to beg the government for your birth certificate, tell them you have no idea who in the heck you even are and you may have been born in a cave in Afghanistan.Hell for all you know, Osama could be your daddy? Make sure the voter knows you think this may be possible.  Let's make this the dog and pony show what  it should be , split the vote so badly that Vermin Supreme wins this shit . Will he give you your paperwork? YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

and he will promise you a pony too 

    


                      OK the issue about love ....well it just doesn't really matter anymore does it ? too many changes and too many miles. I will just say that I thought about you every single day , for all those years and still do , and missed you . 



I found my bio family on my mother's side through the magical DNA thing a ma jig that the mormons run.  No temple garments required and they did not convert me . Good stuff . On the Ged match I found a 1st cousin from my father's side , they are not as forthcoming as my mom's side . very strange limbo I am in . More about that maybe in the next post . i find it pretty cool to have a large extended family though . 


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW HARRY POTTER STUFF !!!!!!!!! 
our household is all a buzz about this . We cannot wait , we are excited , on a scale of one to ten how obsessed are we with Harry Potter ? nine and three quarters . 

My newest dog (there will be more about all three in my next post , This is Eeyore . Eeyore is a xoloitzcuintli . Everything about him is absolutely wonderful . He is running for city council at large in Annapolis Maryland .

until next time HH